{"product_id":"the-cleanup-soy-candle-white-sage-lavender-9oz-purification-ritual","title":"Scents of Mother | 9oz Hand-Poured Soy Candles | Dark Humor, Coquette Gore \u0026 Gothic Home Decor | The Trauma Collection","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMother is watching. And she hates a stale room.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eWelcome to \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"5\" data-index-in-node=\"11\"\u003eScents of Mother\u003c\/strong\u003e, where we believe that love never dies—it just evolves into a complex attachment style. These aren't just candles; they are olfactory coping mechanisms poured into a glass jar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003ePerfect for the emo kid who grew up, the true crime obsessive, or anyone who just wants their apartment to smell like a very expensive nervous breakdown.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWhy Mother Approves (Product Features):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e100% Natural Soy Wax:\u003c\/strong\u003e Burns cleaner than your conscience. No black soot, no toxins, just pure, obsessive devotion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePremium Fragrance Oils:\u003c\/strong\u003e Highly scented to mask \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"8,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"47\"\u003eanything\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003e9oz of Long-Lasting Burn:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50+ hours of burn time. Longer than most of your relationships.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"8,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eMinimalist Aesthetic:\u003c\/strong\u003e Looks classy on a bookshelf, a nightstand, or an evidence locker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eCHOOSE YOUR COPING MECHANISM (The Scents):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"11\"\u003e🕯️\u003cstrong\u003e Mother's Milk\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e (Coconut Cream + Cardamom)\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cem data-path-to-node=\"11\" data-index-in-node=\"49\"\u003eFormerly \"Grandma's Handbag.\"\u003c\/em\u003e A suffocatingly sweet and spicy blend. Creamy coconut meets warm cardamom. Smells like old lace, dusty peppermints, and a hug that lasts just a little too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"12\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"12,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe: Nostalgic, Clingy, warm.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"13\"\u003e🕯️ \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"13\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eLove Bomb (Peppered Passionfruit)\u003c\/strong\u003e Sweet, exotic passionfruit with a sudden, sharp kick of black pepper. It draws you in with sugar and hits you with heat. It’s exciting, volatile, and definitely a red flag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"14\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"14,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe: Intense, Fruity, Unpredictable.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"15\"\u003e🕯️ \u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"15\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003eThe Clean Up (White Sage + Lavender)\u003c\/strong\u003e Earthly sage and calming lavender. Designed to cleanse the air, the spirit, and the scene of the crime. Burn this when you need to gaslight yourself into thinking everything is perfectly fine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"16\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"16,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe: Herbal, Hazy, Dissociative.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"17\"\u003e🕯️ \u003cstrong\u003eSanitarium\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"17\" data-index-in-node=\"4\"\u003e (Clean Cotton)\u003c\/strong\u003e The scent of sterilization. Crisp, chemically perfect linen. Smells like fresh bedsheets in a room with no sharp objects and padded walls. Compliance has never smelled so fresh.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"18\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"18,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eVibe: Sterile, Cold, Safe.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"19\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-path-to-node=\"20\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eA Note from Management:\u003c\/strong\u003e We all go a little mad sometimes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"20\"\u003eUsually, it’s because we ran out of candles. Buy one for yourself, or gift one to the person you never want to let leave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"21\"\u003e\u003cem data-path-to-node=\"21\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eHand-poured in the basement. Mother knows best.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Keep burning candle within sight. 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